| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Aerosolized | Throw or kick 50 humans into the blades of a helicopter. | 10
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| Brain Chopper | Destroy 100 helicopters. | 10
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| Chopper Stopper | Destroy 25 helicopters. | 5
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| Crushing All Cars | Destroy 100 cars. | 10
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| Demolition Ambition | Complete 10 stages on Endless Mode. | 10
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| Demolition Exhibition | Complete 100 stages on Endless Mode. | 75
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| Demolition Tactician | Complete 40 stages on Endless Mode. | 25
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| Green-Bodied Monster | Kill 100 enemies. | 10
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| Hindenburgerer | Destroy 25 blimps. | 20
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| Holy Terror | Kill 20,000 civilians. | 75
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| Horror Show | Kill 1,000 enemies. | 75
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| Hot Potato | Catch 50 airborne people. | 25
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| Jalopy Poppy | Destroy 20 cars. | 10
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| Juggle the People | Kick a single person 10 times in a row. | 75
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| Kill All Humans! | 100% the UFO stage. | 50
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| Meat Catcher | Eat 25 airborne people. | 50
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| Midair Affair | Make 20 pairs of humans collide in midair. | 50
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| Monstrosity Atrocity | Kill 300 enemies. | 25
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| Night Bird | Destroy 50 police helicopters. | 20
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| Obliteration Nation | Destroy 50 military trucks. | 25
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| Plight of the Valkyrie | Destroy 50 military helicopters. | 20
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| Punchy Wagon | Destroy 50 police cars. | 15
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| Reign of Terror | Kill 5,000 civilians. | 25
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| Rocket Science | Kick away 10 incoming rockets. | 50
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| SWATing Flies | Destroy 50 SWAT helicopters. | 20
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| Shakedown Breakdown | Destroy 50 SWAT vans. | 25
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| Simulation 8e7d28c1 | Complete the simulation in under one minute. | 50
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| Terror Rising | Kill 1,000 civilians. | 10
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| Test of Faith | Kill 10 Shepherds of the Holy Lizard. | 30
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| Trash the Planet | Complete the arcade story mode. | 100
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