| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Bloodsport | Play through any World, taking damage on each level, but don't pick up any health kits. | 60
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| Dead or alive, you're coming with me! | Kill 1987 bad guys with Bionic Cop, without dying. | 60
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| Die Hard. | Kill any boss with the last bullet in your gun. | 20
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| Do it now! | Kill Yatcha Queen solo, using only melee attacks. | 80
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| Game over man, game over! | Get every other achievement in the game. | 60
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| Get to the Choppa! | Deal with a Choppa! | 5
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| Groovy! | Complete any World using only the Sawn-off and the Chainsaw. | 100
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| I don't need the gun! | Defeat Gordon Bennette using only melee attacks. | 65
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| I'm an ordinary guy | Burn down an Objective Building. | 30
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| Knock knock! | Kill an enemy within 2 seconds of starting a level. | 10
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| Lethal Weapon | Kill every bad guy in a level using only one of your weapons. | 5
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| Only in a re-run | Complete NG+ | 55
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| Sensational! | Defeat 10 enemies in Killionaire by getting them to kill each other with their weapons. | 25
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| Stick Around! | Play through the entire game in one session with 3 friends. | 90
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| That's not a knife. This is a knife | Get the most melee kills in a multiplayer game. | 110
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| The best kind of Tomorrow | Achieve a bodycount of 199 in a single World. | 50
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| This is heavy | Use the Matrix 80 for the first time. | 45
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| To Hell With You! | Defeat Old Ramishar using only melee attacks. | 50
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| What Day Is It? The Date! What Year? | Kill 120584 enemies. | 70
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| You know what I like best? The price. | Buy a gun priced over $50000. | 10
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