| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| Almost there... | Collect 38 hats. | 30
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| Amadeus full treatment | Fully damage Amadeus. | 30
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| Awww man, here we go again | Start a second playthrough. | 30
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| Call in the Paparazzi | Collect 10 hats. | 10
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| Chemotherapist | Cure Amadeus. | 10
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| Classy! | Collect your first hat. | 10
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| Clutch | Escape the crashing plane. | 10
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| DJ Troy | Tell the dancers about your new mixtape. | 10
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| Double tap | Push your luck in the saloon. | 10
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| Epic Stylist | Collect 20 hats. | 20
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| Fashionable | Collect 3 hats. | 10
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| Fleshy infiltration | Get to the abandoned meeting room. | 30
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| Headgear Collector | Collect all the hats. | 100
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| Headpiece Scavenger | Collect 15 hats. | 10
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| Helping arms | Escape the acid flooding cave. | 10
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| Helping hand | Make the scientist in need fall. | 10
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| It's okay to cry | Die for the first time. | 10
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| King Stealer | Steal the Rat King's crown. | 100
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| Mad Hatter | Collect 30 hats. | 30
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| Mission Impossible | Carefully pass the pod room. | 30
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| Professional struggle | Complete the campaign without dying once. | 100
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| Prophet of the Swarm | Get bitten by three rats at the same time. | 30
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| Psychedelic flying bait | Get baited, son. | 10
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| Sun's out, guns out | Reach the secret tanning spot. | 100
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| These rats are chasing | Escape the rat swarm. | 10
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| You have peaked | Create an arm circle. | 30
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