| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| 8888888888888888 | 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888. | 90
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| Beat The Game | Complete The Stanley Parable. | 90
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| Click on door 430 five times | Click on door 430 five times. | 90
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| Commitment | Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. | 90
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| Get Your First Achievement | Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first. | 90
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| Settings World Champion | Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers. | 90
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| Speed Run | Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) | 90
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| Super Go Outside | Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years. | 100
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| Test Achievement Please Ignore | Test achievement description! Replace this! | 90
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| Welcome Back! | Quit the game and then start it again. | 90
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| You Can't Jump | No seriously, we disabled it. | 90
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