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Acceptance (15 points) | You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
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Elven Hero (30 points) | You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
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Face Hoff (15 points) | You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
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Inside Joke (15 points) | While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
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KKK Hero (30 points) | You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
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Nonconformist (15 points) | You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
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Outpatient (15 points) | You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
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Perverted (15 points) | You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
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Stick Savior (25 points) | You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
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Too Far (15 points) | You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
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Two Girls, One Stick (15 points) | You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
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Achievement | How to unlock
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Animal Cruelty (15 points) | Fart on animals 25 times.
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Are We Cool? (15 points) | Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
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Ass of Fire (15 points) | Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.
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Avenger (15 points) | Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
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Canadian Handshake (15 points) | Fart on people 100 times
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Chinpoko loco (30 points) | Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
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Chinpokolypse (75 points) | Collect all the Chinpokomon.
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Clothes Whore (75 points) | Complete all available Costume Sets.
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Daddy Issues (15 points) | Befriend your Dad.
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Day Walker (15 points) | Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
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Dog Whistle (15 points) | Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
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Dragon Wrath (15 points) | Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
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First Day in South Park (15 points) | Spend one day in South Park.
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For the Hoarder (15 points) | Sell nothing the entire game.
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Friends in Strange Places (15 points) | Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
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Full Arsenal (15 points) | Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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Gingivitis (15 points) | Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
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Heisenberg (15 points) | Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
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Irritable Bowels (15 points) | Shit your pants during a boss battle.
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Junk Peddler (15 points) | Sell 300 junk items.
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Just Saying Hi (15 points) | Fart on each available buddy in the game.
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Made This for You (15 points) | Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
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Make it Rain! (15 points) | Spend $500.
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Mastery (15 points) | Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities.
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More Popular Than Jesus (30 points) | Befriend Half of South Park.
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New Kid On The Block (15 points) | Join the KKK.
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No Child Left Behind (15 points) | Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
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Parkeologist (15 points) | Open all garages in South Park.
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Poco Chinpoko (15 points) | Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
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Pulling Mud (15 points) | Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
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Re-Buttal (15 points) | Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
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Shopaholic (15 points) | Complete half of the available costume sets.
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Shutout (15 points) | Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
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Skilled Defender (15 points) | Block 100 attacks.
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Stay Down (15 points) | Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out.
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Truth to Power (15 points) | Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
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Weapon Proficiency (15 points) | Score 100 perfect attacks.
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You bastards! (15 points) | Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
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