| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Burning Plastic | Killed 300 Living Sex Dolls with fire. | 50
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| Business Class | This allows you to fulfill your priveleged entitlement, without actually being rich or successful. | 50
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| Cleared Orientation | You've successfully finished the Childrens Orientation Course, and received an Economy ticket. | 50
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| First Class | A First Class ticket qualifies you to be annoyed by a whole new social class of idiots. | 50
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| Haemo Bogan | Killed 300 Ferals with explosives. | 50
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| Life's Hard | You've cleared all Tours on Hard difficulty. You beast. | 50
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| Like A Boss | Killed 10 boss class enemies. | 100
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| Living life on Easy mode | You've cleared all Tours on Easy difficulty. | 50
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| Not Chuchuk | Discovered the Stallions secret... | 50
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| Premium Economy | Premium Economy, earning you the right to act pompously and look down upon standard economy Tourists. | 50
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| Services To Humanity | Drove off Disco Mime three times. | 50
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| Sightseeing - Hell | You've discovered all the sights of Hell. Don't worry, you'll be back to visit eventually. | 50
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| Sightseeing - Hicksville | You've discovered all the sights of Hicksville. Git 'er done! | 50
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| Sightseeing - Metagate E36 | You've discovered all the sights of Metagate E36. | 50
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| Sightseeing - Metro Mexicano | You've discovered all the sights of Metro Mexicano. Buen trabajo! | 50
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| Sightseeing - New Amsterdam | You've discovered all the sights of New Amsterdam. Disgusting. | 50
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| Sightseeing - Terra Feralis | You've discovered all the sights of Terra Feralis. Goodonya, digger! | 50
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| The First Rule | Killed 200 Luchadore's with melee. | 50
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| Toot Toot | Discovered the haunted train whistle. | 50
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