| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| ...Women Inherit The Earth | Be around when a velociraptor takes care of a guardsman. | 15
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| A New Broom Sweeps Clean | Complete one mission without getting busted. | 35
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| All the Stories | Finish all main missions. | 100
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| Bee Squat | Leave ten spray tags as Lati. | 35
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| Blood Capade | Do a single blood slide for five seconds as Bob. | 35
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| Business as usual | Clean up fifteen dead bodies. | 50
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| Cha Cha Real Smooth | Do the perfect cleaning in all Dino Park missions. | 30
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| Clean Conscience | Finish party preparations. | 25
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| Crazy SOB, You Did It | Obtain gold rating in all Dino Park missions. | 90
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| Do-you-think-he-saurus | Complete all Dino Park missions without getting busted. | 30
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| Eyes Yet To Open | Complete the third chapter. | 75
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| Hackathon | Tamper with ten objects through hacking console as Vip3r. | 35
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| Mr. Hygeni | Do the perfect cleaning on one map. | 25
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| Off to a Good Start | Complete the first chapter. | 75
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| Pride and Joy | Complete the second chapter. | 75
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| Small-time Finder | Collect twenty pieces of evidence. | 50
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| So it goes | Get busted at least once. | 25
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| Something Rotten | Complete the fourth chapter. | 75
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| That's One Big Pile | Find all collectibles in Dino Park missions. | 15
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| The Crush And Smash The Dino Four | Complete the Dino Park storyline. | 15
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| The Germophobes | Do the perfect cleaning on every single map. | 100
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| The Wing and the Thigh | Dismember ten corpses as Psycho. | 35
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| Total Recall | Live through all six memories. | 75
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| Witness Protection | Complete the fifth chapter. | 75
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