| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| About Damn Time Girl | Help two lovers meet. Completed. | 70
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| Authority Lost | Become irrelevant. Completed. | 50
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| Daddy's Girl | Make a hard decision. Completed. | 50
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| Die Metzgerei | Discover all of your options. Completed. | 70
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| Hog Day | Bail. Completed. | 50
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| Humongous Fungus | Exchange a husband for a luxury version. Completed. | 70
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| I'm not your secretary | Be a rude douchebag. Completed. | 20
|
| NewKan Vandal | Discover truth. Completed. | 50
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| No such thing as ex spy | Run a pointless errand. Completed. | 70
|
| Out of Time | Die. Completed. | 50
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| Rat Rebellion | Mistreat your partner. Completed. | 50
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| Resistance is Futile | There was no point to keep going. Completed. | 50
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| Soccer Mom with Attitude | Provide a valiant death or an unthinkable triumph. Completed. | 70
|
| Survived day 1 | Survive one day. Completed. | 20
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| Survived day 2 | Survive two days. Completed. | 20
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| Survived day 3 | Survive three days. Completed. | 20
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| Survived day 4 | Survive four days. Completed. | 50
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| Survived day 5 | Survive five days. Completed. | 50
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| Two Birds | Kill two birds with one cat regiment. Completed. | 50
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| Victory! | Survive. Completed. | 70
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