| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| Achievement Hunter | Found the easter egg at the White House. | 80
|
| Dairy Creamer | Used the shaving cream on Bessy. | 80
|
| Greatest President Ever | Completed episode 4. | 80
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| Headless Hugh | Cut off Hugh Bliss' head. | 100
|
| Internet Wizard | Completed episode 5. | 80
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| More Than Jerks | Got Whizzer to sing the Soda Poppers song. | 80
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| No Accomplishment Here | Completed episode 3. | 80
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| Powerful Stash | Found a "bug" in Sybil's VR. | 100
|
| Rat King | Got a score of 21 or more on Whack Da Ratz. | 80
|
| Reality Star | Completed episode 2. | 80
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| Saved the World | Completed episode 6. | 80
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| Soda Popper | Completed episode 1. | 80
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