| Achievements | How to unlock | Points
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| A Better Person | Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store. | 15
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| And Boom Goes the Dynamite | Complete all instances of Heli Assault. | 20
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| B.A.M.F. | Defeat fifteen enemies at Technically Legal using only melee attacks. | 10
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| Bo-Duke-En | Hijack fifty vehicles - Dukes style. | 10
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| Bright Lights, Big City | Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport. | 80
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| C-C-C-Combo Breaker | Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo. | 10
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| C-List Celebrity | Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space. | 20
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| Cat on a Hot Tin Roof | Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing). | 10
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| Cooked To Perfection | Roast fifty peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity). | 10
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| Cowboy Up | Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot. | 10
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| Dead Presidents | Complete 'When Good Heists...'. | 10
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| Do a Barrel Roll! | Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean. | 10
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| Double Dose of Pimping | Complete all instances of Snatch. | 20
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| Everything is Permitted | Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets. | 10
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| Eye of the Bee-Holder | Spray twenty five rabid fans with the Swarmitron. | 10
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| Feeding Time | Throw five mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki). | 10
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| Fence Killa 2011 | Complete all instances of Mayhem. | 20
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| First Contact | Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene. | 10
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| Flame On | Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing). | 10
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| Flash the Pan | Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport. | 10
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| Gangstas... In Space! | Complete Act 3 in another way. | 30
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| Gellin' Like Magellan | Explore every hood in Steelport. | 20
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| Gender Equality | Play for at least two hours as a male character and two hours as a female character. | 10
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| Genki Bowl Champ | Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII. | 20
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| Get Off My Back | Destroy five chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity). | 5
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| Getting the Goods | Find 25% of all Collectibles. | 10
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| Go Into the Light | Complete all instances of Guardian Angel. | 20
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| Gotta Break Em In | Complete 'The Ho Boat'. | 25
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| Hack the Planet | Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district. | 25
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| Hanging With Mr. Pierce | Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district. | 25
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| Haters Gonna Hate | Kill thousand Gang Members. | 15
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| Have A Reality Climax | Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax. | 20
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| Hi-Jack It | Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets. | 10
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| I Do My Own Stunts | You parachuted in on the second take and stuck the landing. | 5
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| I Heart Nyte Blayde | Complete 'STAG Party'. | 25
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| kill-deckers.exe | Complete 'http://deckers.die'. | 25
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| Kuh, Boom. | Complete Act 1 in another way. | 20
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| Life of the Party | Find 100% of all Collectibles. | 20
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| Lights! Camera! Action! | Collect all six hidden clapboards. | 5
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| Love/Hate Relationship | Taunt AND/OR Compliment fifty gang members. | 10
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| Mourning Stars | Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district. | 25
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| Murder in the Jungle | Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki. | 10
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| Murderbrawl 31 | Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'. | 25
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| My Pet, Monster | Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones...". | 20
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| Once Bitten... Braaaaaaains | Complete 'Zombie Attack'. | 25
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| Opulence, You Has It | Complete 'Party Time'. | 20
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| Ouch. | Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud. | 20
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| Ow My Balls! | Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault. | 10
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| Pew! Pew! Pew! | Kill thirty five Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol. | 10
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| Pimped Out Pad | Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory. | 10
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| Porkchop Sandwiches | Complete all instances of Trail Blazing. | 20
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| Public Enemy #1 | Destroy fourty five Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car. | 10
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| Revenge of the Navigator | Destroy ten enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming. | 10
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| Send in the Clones | Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow. | 5
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| Shake and Bake | Complete your first Challenge. | 10
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| Stay Classy Steelport | Kill twenty five Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar. | 10
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| Stick the Landing | Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing). | 5
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| Sting Operation | Destroy five Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'. | 5
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| Storm the Yarn | Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm. | 10
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| Supaa-Excellent! | Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball. | 10
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| Tank You Very Much | Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem. | 20
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| The American Dream | Customize ten vehicles. | 10
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| The Johnnyguard | Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge. | 10
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| The Welcome Wagon | Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'. | 15
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| Third and 30 | Spend over thirty hours in Steelport. | 40
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| Titanic Effort | Complete Act 2. | 40
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| Too Close to the Son | Complete Act 3 in one way. | 30
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| Tour de Farce | Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'. | 10
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| Tower Defense | Complete Act 1 in one way. | 20
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| Tune In, Drop Off | Complete all instances of Trafficking. | 20
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| Union Buster | Kill fifteen cameramen. | 10
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| Warrior Princess | Kill seven Space Amazons with melee attacks. | 10
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| We're Takin' Over | Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'. | 20
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| Weird Science | Complete mission 'Weird Science'. | 10
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| Who Loves Ya Baby | Kill fifty brutes. | 10
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| Xenaphobe | Kill Space Brutina. | 10
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| You're My Hero! | Complete ALL Challenges. | 30
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| You're the Best... | Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district. | 25
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| Your Backseat Smells Funny | Complete all instances of Escort. | 20
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