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| (Love Is) Thicker Than Water (10 points) | Unlock the Inflatiboat For Cars.
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| 25 or 6 to 4 (25 points) | Reach a 35x multiplier.
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| Angry Eyes (20 points) | In "Limocide", take out 50 pedestrians.
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| Assistant Professor (20 points) | In "The Great Hunt", find 6 regions.
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| Baby Come Back (10 points) | Die 360 times.
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| Baby on Board (10 points) | Aggressively warn a dozen pedestrians with the Traffic Coner.
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| Better Than Mama (25 points) | Get a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team.
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| Cold as Ice (25 points) | Unlock the Multiplier Freezer.
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| Disco Inferno (20 points) | In "Destruction Derby", take out 8 cars.
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| Feels Like the First Time (10 points) | Purchase something from The Chrome Dome.
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| Feels So Good (25 points) | Reach 100% completion on a mission.
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| Fire and Rain (20 points) | In "Death from Above", survive for 30 seconds.
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| Fly Like an Eagle (10 points) | Purchase a pet eagle.
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| For the Love of Money (25 points) | Collect every Cash Stash.
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| Gonna Fly Now (25 points) | Accomplish every Sick Jump.
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| Hotel Roundabout (10 points) | Purchase some property.
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| I Will Survive (25 points) | Survive the Mountain Fair Demolition Derby without exploding.
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| I've Covered Wars, You Know (25 points) | Revolve over 53,596 times.
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| I've Made a Huge Mistake (25 points) | Make a huge mistake.
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| It's Tuesday! (79 points) | Stand still for a minute of silence at The Memorial.
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| Keep on Truckin' (25 points) | Unlock the Traffic Coner.
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| Low Rider (25 points) | Discover all of the horns.
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| Play That Funky Music (25 points) | Unlock the Beary Nice Music Box.
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| Pope on the Ropes (20 points) | In "Farming Simulator 1977", complete your farming in under 40 seconds.
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| Possession Obsession (25 points) | Purchase every hat and paint job.
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| Ring My Bell (25 points) | Unlock the Pickup Finder.
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| Rubberband Man (25 points) | Unlock the Reverser Wheel.
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| Smoke & Mirrors (51 points) | Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.
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| Star Power (20 points) | Collect every star in a single ride.
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| Still the One (50 points) | Collect every star in every ride.
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| Straight to the Pool Room (20 points) | In "Ball Bouncers", bounce the ball at least 12 times.
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| Sweet Freedom (20 points) | In "Run Like Crazy", get 150 yards away.
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| That's Where The Happy People Go (10 points) | View the "How's Your Driving" screen outside of the DMV..
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| The Horn Proclaimers (25 points) | Honk your horn 500 times, then honk your horn 500 more.
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| Tijuana Taxi (50 points) | Drove straight for Beth.
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| True Maximilian (25 points) | Purchase every property.
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| Welcome to eSports (15 points) | Complete your first eSports Speedrun Challenge.
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| What a Fool Believes (50 points) | Reach 100% completion for the entire game.
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| Wheels of Steel (25 points) | Complete an eSports Speedrun without exploding.
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| You Spin Me Right Round (25 points) | Follow a lady into the big smoke.
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