| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| 1000 Bullets | Stand on the Hexapod's Nose while it is firing its missiles in Chapter 4 | 10
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| Berserk Barmaid | Recruit Stabbygale | 45
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| Bigger Mousetrap | Destroy the Mouse Panzer twice | 20
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| Boom! | Kill 75 Orc Grenadiers and 25 Orc Minethrowers | 20
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| Caucasian Males Can Jump | Examine the Supercalifragilistic Umbrella and the Young Grasshoppah with El Cazador | 10
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| Dark Wings | Kill 100 Gloomshrouds with Brecht | 20
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| Elite Shredder | Kill 200 Goblins Elites with Brecht | 10
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| ElRaser | Kill 100 Orc Plasma Gunners with El Cazador | 10
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| Explosive Exit | Kill 250 Goblin Suicide Bombers with Stabbygale | 20
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| Fall of the Goblin Empire | Kill 1000 Goblin Elites | 20
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| Filthy Rich | Collect a total of 20,000 gold pieces | 20
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| Final Tankdown | Destroy the Mouse Panzer boss with every Rogue Stormer | 30
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| Freedom In Death | Kill Mørkenrav twice | 20
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| Gentleman Sniper | Recruit El Cazador | 55
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| Goblinstalker | Kill 1000 Goblins with El Cazador | 20
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| Healing Hell | Heal a total of 5000 HP | 20
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| Hero | Complete the game twice | 30
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| How Does It Work? | Examine the EM Device | 10
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| Hunter From the Future | Complete the game 7 times with El Cazador | 50
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| Just a Scratch | Heal yourself for the first time | 5
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| Liberator | Complete the game 20 times | 60
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| Liquid Machinator | Defeat the Dreadwalker, Green Baron and Mouse Panzer bosses with Camille | 20
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| My Love is Like a Truck | Kill 50 Orc Berserkers with Presto | 20
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| No Time To Bleed | Heal a total of 250 HP | 10
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| Oozing Bombshell | Recruit Camille | 35
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| Operatic Arsonist | Recruit Presto | 25
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| Out of Gas | Kill 50 Goblin Gas Grenadiers with Presto | 10
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| PB & J | Examine the Rusty Drill and the Suspension Spring | 10
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| Pest Control | Kill 2500 Goblins | 20
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| Piercing Pest Control | Destroy 150 Sharkopede Grubs | 10
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| Radiant Goo | Complete the game 7 times with Camille | 50
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| Riot Control | Kill 1000 Goblin Rioters | 10
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| Savior | Complete the game 50 times | 75
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| Slavehunter Hunter | Kill 50 Orc Slavehunters | 10
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| Slick Minion Farmer | Destroy 200 Robocopters with Camille | 10
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| Soylent Green | Kill 10,000 Goblin Rioters | 20
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| Spoiled Rich | Collect a total of 50,000 gold pieces | 30
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| Stabbin' in Style | Examine the Wee Wizard Hat with Stabbygale | 10
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| Stabby Road | Defeat the Dreadwalker, Green Baron and Mouse Panzer bosses with Stabbygale eight times each | 40
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| The Gun Has Been Doubled | Examine the Kinked Barrel and the Minigun | 10
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| Triple-Barreled Terror | Kill 33 Orc Shotgunners with Camille, Brecht and El Cazador | 30
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| Turret Opera | Destroy 100 turrets with Presto | 10
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| Turret Trasher | Destroy 1000 turrets | 20
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| Walking All Over the Dreadwalker | Destroy the Dreadwalker boss twice | 10
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