| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Book Worm | Unlocked 50% of the Tome of the Ancients | 15
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| Brainiac | Unlocked 75% of the Tome of the Ancients | 30
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| Chicken Poppers (secret) | Popped a chicken with your snake head | 15
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| Cluuuuutch! | Got a Survivor Streak of 10 or more | 30
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| Cobruh la la la la la la la la (secret) | Conceived a serpent baby | 15
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| Colossal Blunder (secret) | Shamefully fell to your death while fighting the Colossus | 15
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| Commune Contributor | Completed Transfigured Tasks | 30
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| Cool Customer | Upgraded Shermie's Shop | 15
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| Cool Runnings | Fully upgraded the town statue | 30
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| Doin' A Solid | Did someone a Solid | 15
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| Drupe Ninja | Healed, burned and healed some more using fruit | 15
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| Fallout Collection | Unlocked all styles | 30
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| Flappy Nerd | Stayed aloft for 10 seconds | 15
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| Greed Is Good | Became a Desert Chrome member | 30
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| Green Machine | Helped Billy complete his garden | 30
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| Greenish Thumb | Helped Billy farm a plant | 15
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| Halo Effect | Capitalized on your bodaciousness | 15
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| Honorary Disciple | Completed Cathode Raider Tasks | 30
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| I Am Bat Man | Completed the game De-Made style | 90
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| Killer! | Got a Kill Streak of 10 or more | 30
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| Make-Out Like a Bandit (secret) | Stole a key from a shop using Suck Face | 15
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| Maul Rat | Unlocked all weapons | 30
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| Mender Bartender | Received a tasty beverage from the Mender altar | 15
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| Mender Contender | Participated in a Daily Challenge | 15
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| Mender Ender (secret) | Defeated the Colossus | 100
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| Mender Offender | Received disapproval from the Mender altar | 15
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| Mender Tender | Received a cash payout from the Mender altar | 15
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| Money Shot | Ejected 100 tapes from an ATM | 15
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| Nerd! | Unlocked 100% of the Tome of the Ancients | 90
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| Noob No More | Unlocked 25% of the Tome of the Ancients | 15
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| Optimal Coroutine | Completed Vestigial Tasks | 30
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| Quirk Berzerk | Unlocked all Quirks | 30
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| Shopaholic | Upgraded Shermie's Shop to the max! | 30
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| Tapes Never Sleep | Became a Platinum member | 15
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| Total Annihilation! | Annihilated 5 enemies at once | 30
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| Total Bummer | Loaded your body up with the bummer mutation trifecta | 15
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| Two-bular! | Discovered a Mutation Combo | 15
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