| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Ah'n'gha throdog r'luhhor | Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. | 30
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| Bring it on! | Complete the game on the hard difficulty. | 90
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| Come Get Some | Complete the game on the standard difficulty. | 90
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| Double-edged Sword... | Slay the Satan himself. | 100
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| Evil Nightmare | Complete the game on the hardcore difficulty. | 90
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| Galileo | Find 50 secrets. | 90
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| I'm dead... again? | Find that guy who lived again. | 30
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| Industrial Age | Destroy the Massive Tank. | 90
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| Lock 'n' Load | Buy 10 upgrades. | 30
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| Magellan | Find 30 Secrets. | 30
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| Marco Polo | Find your first secret. | 15
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| Piece of Cake | Complete the game on the easiest difficulty. | 90
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| Ponce De Leon | Find 10 Secrets. | 15
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| Ripped and Torn | Find the one who was supposed to rip and tear until it was done. | 30
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| Shadow of the East | Find that weird Chinese guy. | 30
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| Small step for a Warlock... | Slay The Sorcerer. | 30
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| Those Alien Bastards Never Paid... | Find that gum-chewing and ass-kicking guy. | 30
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| Too Serious | Find the guy who took everything too seriously. | 30
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| Weird Cat | Slay the Sphinx. | 30
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| Wrong Slipgate | Find your double-barrel-and-axe-carrying friend. | 30
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