| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| Abo The Abomination | Witness Abo the abomination. | 25
|
| Blend Dom | Get all achievements. | 100
|
| Block Party | Get the party ending. | 100
|
| Fishscale | Catch a squid. | 50
|
| Flashback | Get a flashback from yesterday. | 25
|
| Get Rich Or Die Trying | Buy the dagger replica. | 50
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| Hoolabaloo | Get over 120 points in the exotic danceoff. | 50
|
| Hoop Dreams | Score three hoops in a row. | 25
|
| King Of The Line | Finish the backjump before Gunnar appears. | 50
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| Lord Of The Flies | Join forces with Red Brain. | 100
|
| Monster Slayer | Defeat Hoffman on normal combat difficulty. | 25
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| Possessed | Get the Ouija board cutscene. | 50
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| R.I.P | Get the funeral ending. | 100
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| Spider Slayer | Defeat Ocho on normal combat difficulty. | 25
|
| The End | Witness the explosion. | 25
|
| The Prophecy | Read the bloodstone. | 100
|
| Wingman | Arrange a date. | 100
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