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| A Parrot-studded gala (90 points) | Have 6 characters receive 15 Golden Parrots each.
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| Aaaaand cut! (30 points) | Use a 55 points hot burn playing as a Single Star.
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| Better never than later (90 points) | Finish the career as Marilyn Nomore.
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| Boogie Nights (90 points) | Receive 69 Golden Parrots in total.
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| Breakthrough (10 points) | Win your first argument.
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| Classic Comeback! (30 points) | Use 3 Comebacks in one single player fight.
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| Dirty Tricks (90 points) | Finish the career as Dirty Potter.
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| Face Off (30 points) | Prove victorious in a battle royale of CFOs.
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| Gone in 220 seconds (30 points) | Win a Roast in less than 3:40 minutes.
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| It's not about how hard you can get roasted (10 points) | Win a Roast losing less than half of your HP.
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| Oh Sir, what a burn! (10 points) | Take 30 Pride points off your opponent with a single insult as a Single Star.
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| Roasting 101 (10 points) | Finish the basic tutorial.
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| Seasoned Star (30 points) | Finish at least 25 scenes.
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| The Avenger of Justice (90 points) | Finish the career as Wisecrack.
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| The Citizen Kane of Roast (30 points) | Receive 15 Golden Parrots with one character.
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| The One (90 points) | Finish at least 65 scenes.
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| The Roast must go on! (30 points) | Win a Cliffhanger.
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| The cast of Parrots (30 points) | Have 3 characters receive 15 Golden Parrots each.
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| The fellowship of the long firm staff (90 points) | Finish the career as The Greasy Wizard.
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| The house of crouching dragons (90 points) | Finish the career as Chop Sue E.
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