| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| An Act of Love | This can only be... | 50
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| Back to where we met | Remembered your first when it mattered | 50
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| Beat the boss? | What kind of boss fight was that? | 50
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| Cool story, Bro | Pushed the button because you got bored | 50
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| Couldn't take a hint | Old Pro had to do it for you | 50
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| Finished the game? | More like... Finished the "game". | 50
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| Fully Utilized | From this point on, you will have to exhaust your own content. | 175
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| Leap of Faith | The boundaries of this simulation have no hold on you. | 50
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| Magnum Opus | You will be known as the person who made that thing. | 125
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| Master Scout | Embrace the null state | 50
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| Placeholder Achievement 99 | Your Words Go Here | 50
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| Quality Assurance | Hell hath no fury like a tester scorned. | 125
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| Starfather | Got enough of Starfather's speech to make a proper mixtape | 125
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