| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Back to NLW | Return to New Lost Wages to save Faith. | 15
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| Back to Reality | Do what it takes to destroy the PiBot. | 15
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| Bing! | Get on Kip's nerves. | 90
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| Call me! | Call all the numbers on Swingles phone. | 90
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| Die hard | Die every possible death at least once. | 90
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| Escape from Cancum Island | Leave Cancúm before it's too late. | 15
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| Faith! | Find out what happened to Faith. | 15
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| Get out of here | Leave Yanmei's submarine as fast as possible. | 35
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| Is that still funny? | Listen to Lewis' comedy show ... to the very end. | 90
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| Lady G's Keystone | Find Lady G's Keystone. | 15
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| Leisure Suit | Finish the game wearing the leisure suit. | 95
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| Marquis' Keystone | Find Marquis' Keystone. | 15
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| Muffington's Keystone | Find Muffington's Keystone. | 15
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| PiBot Connection | Connect yourself to the PiBot. | 15
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| Reginald's Keystone | Find Reginald's Keystone. | 15
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| Space Quest | Tell the correct story of Space Quest. | 90
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| The Cavern of Cosmic Cognition | Find the entrance to the Cavern of Cosmic Cognition. | 15
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| Total Recall | Restore Faith's memory. | 35
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| Wedding Suit | Finish the game wearing the wedding suit. | 95
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| Wedding | And they all ****** happily everafter. | 35
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| Wendi loves Otis | Watch Wendi and Otis making love. | 35
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| Wilma | Build yourself a "pastime" for the trip. | 35
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| Worth the wait | Wait for Yanmei's surprise in the submarine. | 35
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