| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Did Someone Order Tex Mechs? | Defeated 100 Nazi robots. | 30
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| Die Hard Fan | Died right in front of the David Hasselhoff poster in Classic mode. | 30
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| ERROR! Hacking too much time! | I beated Hackerman's score in Classic mode. | 50
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| Excuse Me Miss | Missed 150 times in one Classic or Story mode game. | 30
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| Experiment Gone Bad | Defeated 100 Nazis in white. | 30
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| Extend Into The Realm Of The Invisible | Completed the Virtual stage in A Day at the Beach. | 30
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| Forever And Always I'm Always Here | Completed the Beach stage in A Day at the Beach. | 30
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| Glitches Get Stiches | Defeated 50 amount of glitches in A Day at the Beach. | 30
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| I Did Not-See You | Killed a hidden Nazi before it emerges in A Day at the Beach. | 30
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| I'm Disarming You | Defeated 500 Nazi grunts. | 30
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| If Glances Could Kill | Defeated the final boss in A Day at the Beach with glancing damage. | 100
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| It Looks So Real | Completed the Dreamworld stage in A Day at the Beach. | 30
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| Knock Knock Knuck...les | Defeated 50 red ninjas. | 30
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| Kung Solo! | Finished A Day at the Beach Solo. | 50
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| Teamwork Makes the Dream Work | Finished A Day at the Beach with a friend. Or enemy. You do you. | 50
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| The Baywatcher | Finished A Day at the Beach as Hasselhoff. | 40
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| The Chosen One | I beated K.F's score in Classic mode. | 50
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| The Donut Dunker | Finished A Day at the Beach as Triceracop. | 30
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| The Keyboard Warrior | Finished A Day at the Beach as Hackerman. | 30
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| The Kung Of Kungs | Finished A Day at the Beach as Kung Fury. | 30
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| The Minigun Maiden | Finished A Day at the Beach as Barbariana. | 30
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| This Is Not Eine Arischen Mustache | Defeated 250 Nazi officers. | 30
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| Time To Sleep Nazi Creep | Completed the second City stage in A Day at the Beach. | 30
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| Travel By Fist | Moved 100 meters in one direction in one Classic or Story mode game. | 30
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| True Survivor! | Reached a 200 x bonus in Classic mode. | 30
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| Trying My New Toilet | Completed the Sewers stage in A Day at the Beach. | 30
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| Val-Haha-Lala | Completed the Viking Age stage in A Day at the Beach. | 30
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| We Built This City On Kung Fu | Completed the City stage in A Day at the Beach. | 30
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