| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Accidental Panties | Get hit in the face with a pair of panties. | 50
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| Challenge Accepted | Unlock hard mode. | 50
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| Challenge Champion | Beat hard mode. | 50
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| Chocolate Covered Pretzel? | KO Adoughbo. | 50
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| Fall Before You Crawl | Liberate a baby from his stroller. | 50
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| High Sticking | Grab a hockey stick. | 50
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| I Would've Been A Sexy Chick | Pick up a bra. | 50
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| Indy Stiffy | Grab a skateboard. | 50
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| Innocent Victim | Damage an old lady. | 50
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| Invincible | Clear the game in one run without a Game Over. | 50
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| Knockin' Noggins | Throw an enemy at another enemy. | 50
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| Perfect! | Clear hard mode in one run without a Game Over. | 50
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| Premature Evacuation | Game over in the first level. | 50
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| Puck You! | Launch an air hockey puck off the ground. | 50
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| Sock to The Dome Piece! | Pick up a sockful-o-quarters. | 50
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| The Golden Calf | Beat up Mooby. | 50
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| This Is For Brodie | Beat up the Easter Bunny. | 50
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| Today's Special | Smash a mannequin. | 50
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| Untouchable | Clear the shopping cart run without taking a hit. | 50
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| Winner, Winner, Winner! | Smash the crane game. | 50
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