| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Aloha (secret) | Send your parents a postcard from Matryoshka | 35
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| Am I Evil? | We all go a little mad sometimes | 10
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| Apoocalypse | All work and no play makes Evan a very dull journalist | 35
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| Backtracker (secret) | Exchange ration card with the professor | 10
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| Betrayal at Condor | Step three - Get cracking | 100
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| Blast from the Past | Bring back your childhood memories | 10
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| Bright Idea | Save your telekinetic powers for later | 10
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| Charmer | Show them how to treat the ladies | 10
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| Constant Surveillance | Close observation goes outrageously wrong | 10
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| Deja Food | Experience public humiliation | 10
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| Encouragement (secret) | Try to bribe several of the locals | 10
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| Evan Mosley | Almost like a detective's disguise | 10
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| Fearless Coward | Technically you're not supposed to do that | 10
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| Finishing Touch | Surely you can use these things together | 10
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| Gory to Matryoshka | Step four - Save Matryoshka | 100
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| Hero of the Day | Give the people a sure sign that the revolution has started | 55
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| IDKFA | Disassemble the dreaded item | 10
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| Ivan the Destroyer | Slightly vandalize the room | 10
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| Liberator | Sal Limones would be proud! | 10
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| Meticulous Design | Create the perfect zooming device | 35
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| Necessity is the Mother... (secret) | Blow up the bizarre balloon | 10
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| New Challenger (secret) | Try your hand at all of the GORK Park activities | 10
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| Not So Secret Cow Level | Find yourself in a heap of trouble | 10
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| Obsolete Technology | Snap a photo with an antique camera | 10
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| Old Friends | Find the hidden stash | 35
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| Origins | Find a way to bring down the wall | 10
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| Pack Rat (secret) | Buy every single item from the vending machine | 35
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| Pro Tiger Tamer | A three-headed monkey would also be useful | 35
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| Scream and Run | Oh hai doggy | 10
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| Shame on You | Getting the various hard-working classes drunk will get you nowhere | 10
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| Sharpshooter (secret) | Score 20 points by shooting the targets | 35
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| Son of a Gun | Prove that you're very thorough with your preparations | 10
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| Strong-arm Service | Acquire an unusual business card | 10
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| Sweet Surrender | Offer the general an excellent treat | 10
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| The Adventure Begins | Piece together how it all began | 10
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| The Black Lodge | The right man in the wrong place | 10
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| The Early Bird Gets the Worm (secret) | Order a wake-up call | 10
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| The Final Frontier | Try to find another race in outer space | 10
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| The Weirdest Journey | Step one - Leave the house | 100
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| Toodle-oo (secret) | Say goodbye to your folks | 10
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| Welcome to Matryoshka | Witness the absurdity of Matryoshka for the first time | 10
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| When Things go Awry | Step two - Stay clean | 100
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