| Achievement | How to unlock
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| A Secret Place (30 points) | Find 50 of Dick's secret stashes.
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| Addicted (30 points) | Drink 20 cans of soda.
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| All Doors Are Locked (40 points) | Unaffordable housing.
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| Altar of Sacrifice (30 points) | Survive the onslaught.
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| Arachnophobia (30 points) | Kill 20 spiders with the Electrifryer.
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| Bad Mojo (30 points) | Stomp 20 cockroaches.
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| Brutalized (30 points) | Separate the Twins.
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| Capital Defense (30 points) | Defeat Dr. Heskel.
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| Complete and Total Meltdown (40 points) | Find the Elephant's Foot.
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| Cowabunga! (30 points) | Eat 30 slices of pizza.
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| Cranium d'Or (30 points) | Kick 20 severed heads.
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| Dedicated (50 points) | Complete the game on Maximum Fury difficulty.
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| Demanufacture (30 points) | Decapitate 100 enemies.
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| Demolition Turkey (30 points) | Get 3 Strikes (3 or more killed) with Bowling Bombs.
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| Diddle for the Middle (40 points) | Get a bullseye.
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| Express Elevator (30 points) | Survive Heskel's horribly overdesigned trap.
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| Firepower Matters (30 points) | Collect all weapons.
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| Gone Batty (40 points) | Find Roy's final resting place.
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| Hunter, Killed (30 points) | Defeat the Revenant 8991-PX.
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| Mech Warrior (30 points) | Clear the lab of Warmechs.
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| Overkill (30 points) | Kill 30 flying enemies with explosives.
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| Peanuts and Cracker Jacks (40 points) | Reach the secret level.
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| Shaken, Not Stirred (30 points) | Step out of the bar.
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| T-Shirt (50 points) | Proof that you've done it all.
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| Terminated! (40 points) | Ow!
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| The Future of Law Enforcement (30 points) | Demolish Heskel's oversized security droid.
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| The Owls Are Not What They Seem (40 points) | A dream of a Black Lodge.
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| Ultimate Failure (40 points) | Find the secret lab.
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| Wasted! (40 points) | Admire the Red Eagle.
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