| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Bacon marauder | Shoot down 30 police ships. | 15
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| Be not afreight | Destroy all freighters | 15
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| I wanna be a baahlionaire | Gather $1000000 | 15
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| It's working... IT'S WORKING! | Run wild with the Podrunner | 15
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| My little brony | Find all the pony horses. | 15
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| NERD! | Find all collectibles | 15
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| Ruler of the seven skies | Blow up all pirate ships | 15
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| Splishy splashy | Visit the badehaus. | 15
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| Testaholic | Complete test chambers. | 15
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| The alien or the egg? | Headbutt all alien eggs | 15
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| The world is your canvas | Tag 10 walls. | 15
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| Use the sword, goat | Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat. | 15
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