| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| "12:15 (Earthly Time) on Next Tuesday Night" | Kill hundred enemies with an Hatchet. | 60
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| "Dark and Silent and Complete" | Complete Game. | 30
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| "I will chop your heads off!" | Kill 25 enemies with an Hatchet. | 20
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| "Ned Ryerson!" | Die fifty times in a single room. | 30
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| "Permission to Come Aboard?" | Kill hundred enemies with a fish. | 60
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| "The Honeymoon Was Killer" | Kill fifty enemies with an Hatchet. | 30
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| "There Are Other Worlds Than These" | Die hundred times in a level. | 30
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| An American Black Wolf in Tarrytown | Find all hidden wolves. | 70
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| An Ode to Flint | Set 500 enemies on fire. | 30
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| Bison bison Bison bison bison bison Bison | Complete Act 2. | 20
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| Brought Home the Bacon | Complete Act 1. | 20
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| C-C-Combo Maker! | Finish any level in one continuous Combo. | 30
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| Cleverest bird in the sky | Unlock the Crow Hat. | 20
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| Courier of the woods | Unlock the Rabbit Hat. | 20
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| Foul creature of excess | Unlock the Boar Hat. | 20
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| Gentle giant | Unlock the Dog Hat. | 20
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| Haberdash-em-up | Unlock all hats. | 70
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| His Darkest and Most Precious Secrets | Find your first wolf. | 20
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| Hold Me Closer, Bullet Dancer | Get a perfect score for Mobility in any level. | 30
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| Honorary Blood Beast | Get a score greater than 1,000,000. | 30
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| Keeper of the deep | Unlock the Fish Hat. | 20
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| King of the forest | Unlock the Bear Hat. | 20
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| Marco Polo | Search for the last enemy of an area. | 20
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| Meep Meep | Finish any level in Act Two in under 3.5 minutes. | 30
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| One Room From Retirement | Die at the hands of the last enemy in an area. | 20
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| Protector of ponds | Unlock the Frog Hat. | 20
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| Showoff | Don't use any weapons for a whole level. | 30
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| Something to Crow About | Complete Act 3. | 20
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| Spry scout of the underbrush | Unlock the Deer Hat. | 20
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| The Politeness of Kings | Get Perfect Timing on half the kills of a level. | 30
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| The Spice of Life | Kill every enemy in a level with a different weapon. | 30
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| Took a Wrong Turn at Albuquerque | Kill hundred enemies with a carrot. | 60
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| Underappreciated ungulate | Unlock the Bison Hat. | 20
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