| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| Fashionista | Purchase all of the hats | 200
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| Friends with Benefits | Play with 4 people locally | 40
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| Game Designer | Make a custom game | 20
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| Games Design Intern | Join a custom game | 20
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| Greedy Guts | Collect all of the coins from a treasure chest | 50
|
| I.G. Knight | Get your first knock-out | 20
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| Internet Friends | Play with 4 people online | 40
|
| Ka-Ching | Collect your first coin | 20
|
| MARATHRONE! | Run a Marathon (26.2 miles) | 200
|
| Pacifist | Complete a round without punching | 50
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| Repo-man | Knock 1000 objects off the track | 100
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| So Near Yet So Far | Be the last one alive but don't cross the finishing line | 40
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| Sofa Knights | Complete a Local Multiplayer match | 20
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| Square Eyes | Knock the Knight's TV into the portal | 20
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| Stylish | Purchase your first hat | 20
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| The Powers of the Internet | Complete an Online Multiplayer match | 20
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| Turtle Knight | Get your first shield deflection knock-out | 50
|
| Welcome to the Showdown | Complete your first game | 20
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| Winner Winner Chicken Dinner | Win your first game | 50
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