| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| 8bit Days | Complete LINCspace. | 20
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| A Fishy Tail | Porpoisefully fail Jimmy's scary moment. | 30
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| A Meeting Of Minds | Confront the Council in the Citadel. | 20
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| Brain The Size Of A Planet | Complete the game without using any hints. | 50
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| Classic Threads | Unlock Foster's classic coat. | 50
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| Cleanliness Is Next To Joeyness | Clean everything up, ready for the party. | 30
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| Completionist | Complete the game. | 100
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| Crystal Clear | Read the secret message. | 20
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| Equality For All | Set everyone's Qdos level to infinity. | 20
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| Freedom! | Orana can free the children. | 20
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| Hidden Trouble | Got caught spying. | 20
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| History Lesson | Learn the full story of Joey the Saviour. | 30
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| Hunger Games | Feed Voxel a stolen sandwich. | 30
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| Infiltrator | Enter the main gates. | 20
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| Interview Jeopardy | Complete the Alonso interview. | 20
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| Joey Time | Free Foster. | 20
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| Knockout | Neutralise Jimmy. | 20
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| Lax Safety | Obtain a waiver from Orana. | 20
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| Movie Buff | Discover all five movie posters. | 50
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| Party Party | Earn a party invite. | 20
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| Poetry Slam | Watch a full poetry recital. | 30
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| Rational Or Just Crazy? | Examine all of Graham's conspiracy posters. | 50
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| Reunited With An Old Friend | Liberate Joey from the Museum of New History. | 20
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| Snuffing Out The Light | Destroy everything that Joey created. | 50
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| The Man Behind The Iron Furnace | Enter the secret room behind the fire. | 20
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| The Zen Of Screaming | Set the Kids' Exhibit to speak 'Aggressively'. | 30
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| Time To Get Outta Here | Open the main gates to allow Wendell to leave with the kids. | 20
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| Two Faced | Witness both Songbird's endings. | 50
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| Ultimate Collector | Transfer all the holo-trinkets to your brooch. | 50
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| Wash Pin Bowling | Knock Chipworth over. | 30
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| Water The Plants | Turn the sprinklers on. | 30
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| Your Lessons Are Over | Complete all tutorials. | 10
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