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| ...But You wouldn't Want To Live There (40 points) | Complete Star Fire.
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| 1337 b0mb4D33r (40 points) | Score more than 3500 points in Rescue Run.
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| 2D or not 2D? (40 points) | Completed Rescue Run.
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| Allo 'Allo (40 points) | Reach the end of the Boulevard du Burnistoun.
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| Clipping Error? (40 points) | Complete the secondary objective.
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| Corruption Leaves Me Cold (40 points) | Escape from Age of Attrition.
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| Ding! (40 points) | Hope Springs Eternal.
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| Domina Tricks (40 points) | Secure Sigma Sector.
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| Don't Mess With Valve (40 points) | Mess with the Valve.
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| Flex Those Fingers (40 points) | Complete the Graxian combat training and salute your commanding officer.
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| GG (80 points) | Complete the Game.
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| Great Baws O' Fire! (40 points) | Find the Fire Sword.
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| Is That Wheelie The Boss You Can Do? (40 points) | Defeat Lanzok and free the captive marines.
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| Killing Spree (40 points) | Kill 5 opponents in the Arena without dying.
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| Make Them Rue The Day (40 points) | Reach the end of the Rue de Chambard Rouge.
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| Shall I fetch a cloth? (40 points) | Bring down the Super Saucer.
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| Short A Bob Or Two (40 points) | Encounter the Accounts Dept..
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| Tank Busting Makes Me Feel Good (40 points) | Destroy the Armoured Car.
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| Up-Diddley-Up-Up (40 points) | Complete Planetfire Ascension.
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| We're not Jammin' (40 points) | Destroy the Gaian Comms Jammer.
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| We've got a Killscreen (40 points) | Clear the Chilli Chomper Maze.
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| Wee Plushies (40 points) | Defeat the horde.
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| Who Guards The Guard Towers (40 points) | Destroy all three guard towers in Death's Dark Vale.
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| Winners Never (Rage)Quit (40 points) | Complete Rage-Quit Reactor without the Reactor exploding.
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