| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| Bulb Buds | Get the Station 5 chip. | 20
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| Corneal Compatriates | Get the Station 4 chip. | 20
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| Corporate Climber | Earn your first promotion. | 10
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| Fawn Friends | Get the Station 1 chip. | 20
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| Friendship Points Beginner | Earn 180 friendship points. | 20
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| Friendship Points Champion | Earn 5000 friendship points. | 200
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| Friendship Points Contender | Earn 2500 friendship points. | 100
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| Friendship Points Novice | Earn 500 friendship points. | 40
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| Friendship Points Rookie | Earn 275 friendship points. | 30
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| Pod Partner 1 | Beat Station 1's Underground Supply Pod. | 20
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| Pod Partner 2 | Beat Station 2's Underground Supply Pod. | 20
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| Pod Partner 3 | Beat Station 3's Underground Supply Pod. | 20
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| Pod Partner 4 | Beat Station 4's Underground Supply Pod. | 20
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| Pod Partner 5 | Beat Station 5's Underground Supply Pod. | 20
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| Power Producer 1 | Reach an input rate of 30 glowbulbs/min. | 20
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| Power Producer 2 | Reach an input rate of 30 shroom-fuel/min. | 40
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| Power Producer 3 | Reach an input rate of 30 blood-fuel/min. | 60
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| Power Producer 4 | Reach an input rate of 30 corrosive-fuel/min. | 80
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| Proficient employee | Beat the game within 15 hours. | 100
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| Punk Pals | Get the Station 3 chip. | 20
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| That's what friends are for | Fully upgrade Station 2. | 100
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| Wow, you gave up quick! | Give up on friendship. | 20
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