| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| 1337 HAXXOR | Uncover all conspiracies in Blockchain. | 15
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| 1CC | Clock Vostok 2085 once. | 15
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| Ahoy Hoy | Listen to ten messages on the answer machine. | 15
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| Another all nighter? | Pass out in the arcade ten times. | 10
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| Arcadeception | Beat all the high scores on Brick, Toad, Racer, Flyguy and Snake in Knuckles and Knees. | 15
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| Ballz To The Wallz | Have at least one of each colour ball in play on Graffiti Ballz. | 15
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| Bombscare | Get to level X on adventure mode in Bomb Dudes. | 15
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| Bug Fixer | Debug an Arcade Machine. | 15
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| Clean up on Aisle 9 | Bin 500 pieces of trash. | 15
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| Corporate Restructrure | Beat Jimmy Goldman in Knuckles and Knees. | 15
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| Crowning Achievement | Replace the King Wash facia and make your father proud. | 90
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| Drop the Ball | Drop fifteen balls in one move on Bugai. | 15
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| Existential dread | Do nothing all day. | 15
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| Fat Princess | Feed the Princess in Woodgal's Adventure. | 15
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| Fetch Quest Complete | Empty all four hoppers at the start of the game. | 15
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| Fresh Prince of Grindstone | Purchase all personal upgrades. | 15
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| Friends Reunited | Complete Barkanoid. | 15
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| GOOOAAAL | Complete thirty goals. | 30
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| GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLL!!!! | Complete sixty goals. | 90
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| GTA: Crime City | Clear all three cities in Racer Chaser. | 15
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| Gerald of Riviera | Wait a second... I'd recognise that voice anywhere! | 15
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| Goal | Complete ten goals. | 15
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| GoldGuy Jr | Buy all upgrades in Strike Gold. | 15
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| Got 9999 Probles but a Zombie Ain't One | Kill 9999 zombies in Zombat 2. | 15
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| Hammer Time | Thump 333 Gophers. | 15
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| Hexadecimal | 62 69 74 2e 6c 79 2f 49 71 54 36 7a 74. | 15
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| Hidden Packages | Find and remove hundred pieces of gum. | 15
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| I can't wait! | Purchase and receive delivery of your first new Arcade Machine. | 15
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| I ran the numbers | Have a daily income of over 2500. | 30
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| IMANOK CODE | "...You Knew? How did you know that?!" | 15
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| Intergalactic, planetary, planetary... | Visit all of the tourist destinations in Bugai. | 15
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| It's a horror game | Pass level three of Line Terror. | 15
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| Jimmy Goldman Would be Proud | Set all machines to max price per play. | 15
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| Machine Maxed | Complete all goals on a machine. | 15
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| Many Machines Maxed | Complete all goals on fifteen machines. | 30
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| Modern Gorefare | Kill 99 Zombies with each weapon in Zombat 2. | 15
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| New Kid on the Block | Shrink the King Wash to expand Arcade Paradise. | 15
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| Nose to the Grindstone | Complete all objectives for three days running. | 15
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| Once Upon a Slime | Unlock endless mode in Slime Pipes. | 15
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| Pimp My Ride | Fully upgrade your craft in Spacerace. | 15
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| Pushing a pull door | Enter the Laundrette. | 10
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| Rhythm is a Dancer | Clear any song with a perfect score on Cyber Dance. | 15
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| Slacker | Complete a game of Solitaire. | 15
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| Smells like teen spirit | Pass out in the toilet. | 15
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| Sonically Youthful | Unlock and listen to all the songs on the jukebox. | 15
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| Swish | Get three consecutive golds throwing garbage into the dumpster. | 15
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| Taking the Plunge | Inflict 10000 damage on the toilet. | 15
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| To do. Done! | Complete 99 to do list items. | 15
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| True Capitalist | $250,000 in the safe. | 15
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| Video killed the radio star | Unlock and use the NTV Player. | 15
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| Waking Nightmare | Lose everything and end up working at the bestwurst. | 30
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| We come in peace | Land the plane nine times in UFO Assault. | 15
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| You Spin Me Round | Summon Wooguy Jr in Attack Vector. | 10
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| Your Bloody Valentine | After upgrading footwear and glasses stare, zoomed in at the floor for three seconds. | 10
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