| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| A 'Dog' Named Dog | Rescue Fox's dog. | 26
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| A Bloodied Seal | Get the Architect's seal. | 30
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| A Dusty Seal | Get the General's seal. | 30
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| A Webbed Seal | Get the Scientist's seal. | 30
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| Armed and Dangerous | Purchase all the secondary upgrades. | 48
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| Bloodhound | Find all the biomaterial tanks. | 48
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| Buzz Off! | Defeat the Tutorial Boss. | 30
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| Cartographer | Rescue Dr. Odie. | 12
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| Choo Choo Beast | Defeat the Headgrabber Crusher. | 30
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| Filthy Rich Bastard | Amass 2,000 biomaterial. | 26
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| Filthy Stinkin' Rich Bastard | Amass 3,000 biomaterial. | 34
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| Go, Gladiators! | Earn El's respect. | 12
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| Gross! | Get out of the Army Workshop. | 40
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| Harder Than Steel | Defeat the Die-Hard Titan. | 30
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| I Am Legend | Complete all the side quests. | 60
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| Kaboom! | Defeat the Kamikaze Overlord. | 30
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| Little Huckster | Help Sarah find the ionizer. | 12
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| One-Star Review | Check out and leave the Hotel. | 40
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| Peace and Quiet | Make Ilya's bird stop chattering. | 12
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| Philanthropist | Rescue all the refugees. | 26
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| Rich Bastard | Amass 1,000 biomaterial. | 26
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| Right on Schedule | Find the missing fuse. | 26
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| She-Lob | Defeat the Spider Queen. | 30
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| Slow Burn | Defeat the Elder Acidwing. | 30
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| The Awful Truth | Find all the lore notes and uncover the truth. | 120
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| The End...? | Defeat Mark Novak. | 60
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| The Thrice-Sealed Secret | Gain access to the mainframe. | 30
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| Thorn in the Side | Defeat the Spiker Juggernaut. | 30
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| Time to Party | Escape Lab 7. | 12
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| You Again! | Defeat the Spike-Shooter Matriarch. | 30
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