| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| A game by Joakim Mogren (secret) | So long and thanks for all the fish | 50
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| Act of Piety | Follow the light dude!!! | 20
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| Arigato (secret) | Takezo's path of revenge has come to an end | 50
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| Better Call Homer | One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes... | 20
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| Caves are dangerous | No pain, no gain! | 20
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| Diplomacy Wins | Rice War is over | 30
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| Don't dead, open inside | Survive the journey across the temple | 20
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| First Miniboss defeated | Now things get interesting | 20
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| Future is Nucular! | The power grid is safe! | 30
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| I <3 Hearts | Have you played HassleHeart? | 20
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| Lola 'Wasp' Cruz (secret) | Lola's mission comes to an end | 50
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| Mazes are fun (secret) | Enjoy your journey | 50
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| Mike 'Ghost' Doe (secret) | Mike's mission comes to an end | 50
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| Now you stand a chance | G.O.D. boss defeated | 30
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| One shot... (secret) | ... to bring peace to the world | 50
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| Preacher is wrong (secret) | Video games are not evil | 50
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| Snezhok-70 down | Second miniboss defeated | 20
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| Sniper Range (secret) | Find the sniper rifle | 50
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| Takezo Doraku (secret) | Takezo's Path of Revenge achieved | 80
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| Takezo's Revenge (secret) | This story began centuries ago | 50
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| The News | Who controls the media? | 20
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| The Tomb of Yoshiaki (secret) | Shogun of Takezo Doraku, killed by G.O.D | 50
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| Through the looking glass (secret) | You are entering Santa Clara Games headquarters | 50
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| Waterfalls always hide treasures | It's dangerous to go alone, take this | 20
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| Who let the dogs out? | Dog watcher defeated | 20
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| Winner | Win one game | 50
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| You don't stand a chance | What has just happened? | 30
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