| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 8-bit Hydrant Overflow (30 points) | Put 256 people on fire within a single life
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| 8-Blow (15 points) | Blow up 8 vehicles in 8 seconds
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| A Winner Is You! (20 points) | Get gold medal scores in all sprees
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| Big Money! (10 points) | Match all cards in a single round of the casino game at the Spades To Steal Casino
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| Bike Bounce (10 points) | Knock a pedestrian off a bike to ricochet another off their bike
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| Broken Chain (25 points) | Reach a 99X chain multiplier
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| Daily Grind (30 points) | Find all hidden loot bags, payphones and invisible walls
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| Dance Player, Dance! (30 points) | Avoid the cops at maximum threat level for 1 minute on foot, without taking damage
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| Death Cam, No Death (50 points) | Beat Death Cam VHS without dying
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| Eco-friendly Fire (10 points) | Hit 4 people with a single shotgun blast
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| Feeling Groggy (10 points) | Get "sick" on "milk"
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| Killabunga! (5 points) | Kill four green sewer dwellers
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| Master of Your Domain (10 points) | Dethrone GLC's high score
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| Pixel Me Rollin' (10 points) | Drive 65,536 pixels
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| Rocky Road Tire Crunch (15 points) | Hit 25 pedestrians in a row with your car without stopping
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| Super Turbo Beat Down (50 points) | Beat Turbo Story Mode
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| The Cosplayer (25 points) | Dress up as one of the guest stars
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| Three Flings (10 points) | Knock down two pedestrians with a third using the BioClaw
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| Tool Time (30 points) | Collect all 7 time machine parts
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| You Broke The Law! (5 points) | Raise your threat level causing police to chase you
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