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| Ain't No Fun ( 30 points ) | Don't harm any innocents while on your adventure.
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| Evil Walks ( 25 points ) | Shoot every type of innocent at least once.
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| Heatseeker ( 30 points ) | Don't let a single enemy escape your wrath!
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| Hells Bells ( 30 points ) | Get El Diablo hitched.
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| Kicked in the Teeth ( 20 points ) | Juggle a cow a dozen times.
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| Money Made ( 15 points ) | Purchase "El Diablo's Merican Adventure" for a free achievement!
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| Nick of Time ( 30 points ) | Don't let a juggled cow hit the ground for 30 seconds.
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| Rockin' in the Parlour ( 25 points ) | Find the location of El Diablo's future bride.
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| Smash N Grab ( 15 points ) | Destroy 100 pieces of furniture.
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| Thunderstruck ( 30 points ) | Juggle a cow 30 times.
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