| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| Associate Intern | Complete Episode 1. | Silver
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| Cleared Your Plate | Scarfed all the trophies in Spidersaurs. | Platinum
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| Dance Like you Want to Win | Defeat a Boss without getting hit. | Gold
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| Dedication to a Fault | Use a single weapon for one entire stage. | Gold
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| InGest's Finest | Achieve the True Ending. | Gold
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| Intern | Complete Episode 3. | Silver
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| Jr. Intern | Complete the Tutorial. | Bronze
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| Light Snack | Find a Mini Meat. | Bronze
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| Necessity, Mother of Impressive | Defeat a Boss with the level Pea Shooter. | Silver
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| Officer | Complete a stage without getting hit. | Gold
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| One Shot Deputy | Complete the game without dying. | Gold
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| Paid Intern | Complete Episode 5. | Silver
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| Part Timer | Complete the Game. | Gold
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| Powering Up | Stack a Weapon. | Bronze
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| Rockstar | Complete Arcade Mode. | Gold
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| Sr. Associate Intern | Complete Episode 2. | Silver
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| Sr. Intern | Complete Episode 4. | Silver
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| Stage Presence | Complete a stage without standing still. | Silver
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| Star Cadet | Complete a Stage without dying. | Gold
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