| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| All Kleer | Kill fifty healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit. | Bronze
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| All Roads Lead To Rome | Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez. | Bronze
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| Are You Not Entertained? | Party like it's 199. | Bronze
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| Atomic Wedgie | Use the mininuke to eliminate hundred enemies at once. | Silver
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| Brass Lantern | Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion. | Bronze
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| Bullseye | One-shot kill three Werebulls with a shotgun. | Silver
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| Class Reunion | Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team. | Bronze
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| Classic Hero Stuff | Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that. | Bronze
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| Cultist Stimulator | Recover a key stolen by a cultist. | Bronze
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| Dismemberfest | Dismember fifty enemies with cannonballs. | Bronze
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| Ecclesiastical Extraction | Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights. | Bronze
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| Enemy of My Enemy | Make twenty enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades. | Bronze
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| For the Cause | Find out what happened to Alessandro. | Bronze
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| From Earth With Love | Send Mental a message he won't forget. | Bronze
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| Fulbert le Fou | Discover Fulbert's great invention. | Bronze
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| Get Serious | Unlock ten S.A.M.s in a single playthrough. | Bronze
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| Hard Science Fiction | Get a weaponized black hole, using science. | Bronze
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| Harvest Festival | Harvest hundred enemies with a combine harvester. | Bronze
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| Harvest Noon | Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper. | Bronze
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| Heads Up! | Kill hundred enemies with a headshot. | Bronze
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| Holy Driver | Ride the Popemobile to victory. | Bronze
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| Hot Hot Hot | Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized. | Bronze
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| La Nonna e Mobile | Meet a powerful granny. | Bronze
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| Max Pain | Kill five enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown. | Bronze
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| Megabarf | Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage. | Bronze
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| Mushroom Surprise | Find out what happened to the English airman. | Bronze
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| No Surrender | Kill five enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP. | Silver
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| Oh, Shut Up | Destroy ten propaganda drones. | Bronze
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| Oil's Well That Ends Well | Escape the Oil Rig. | Bronze
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| Platinum Sam | Unlock all trophies. | Platinum
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| Pow Pow! | Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol. | Bronze
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| Quadruple the Gun | Kill twenty enemies while dual wielding double shotguns. | Bronze
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| Quality Time | Go on a date with Hellfire. | Bronze
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| Regression | Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here. | Bronze
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| Roman Holiday | Get together with your friends and kill something big. | Bronze
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| Say Hello To My Mini Friend | Spend thousand minigun rounds while firing continuously. | Silver
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| See Carcassonne And Die | Cross the French countryside and get very cross. | Bronze
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| Serious Art | Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste. | Bronze
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| Serious Sam | Beat the game on any difficulty. | Gold
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| Signature Move | Sign Secchi's rifle. | Bronze
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| Southern Gentleman | Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting. | Bronze
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| Spinal Tap | Kill eleven different enemies using melee attacks. | Bronze
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| Spread the Joy | Kill three enemies with a double shotgun blast. | Bronze
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| Tear 'n' Rip | Melee a big enemy. | Silver
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| That Belongs In A Museum | Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein. | Bronze
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| That Burning Sensation | Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel. | Bronze
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| The French Achievement | Achievement is your middle name. | Bronze
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| The Informant? | What if you could talk to the monsters? | Bronze
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| The Last Human | Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over. | Bronze
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| The Spirit of Roma | Fight alongside Massimo Murena. | Bronze
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| This Seems Safe | Unlock a S.A.M. | Bronze
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| Veni Vidi Witchy | Kill a Witchbride using C4. | Bronze
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| Volcano Antagonizer | Die HAARP With A Vengeance. | Bronze
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| Where's That Girl | Make sure Gabriella is OK. | Bronze
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| You Have Been Wormed | Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms. | Bronze
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