| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| A Little Help, Please | Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight. | Bronze
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| Aaaaaaand we're back | You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird! | Bronze
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| Ambidextrous | Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy. | Bronze
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| Au-revoir Gopher! | Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves. | Bronze
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| Botanist | Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26! | Silver
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| Build It Up | Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed! | Silver
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| Cannibals | Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat. | Bronze
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| Colonizer | Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement? | Bronze
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| Cragclaw Defeated | Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter! | Silver
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| Deleted But Not Forgotten | Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me. | Bronze
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| Don't Cross the Streams | Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it. | Bronze
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| Flippin' the bird | Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it. | Bronze
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| Floopsnoot Queen Defeated | Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations! | Silver
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| For Science! | Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds! | Silver
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| He Slimed Me | Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts. | Bronze
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| Home At Last | You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero! | Gold
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| I Come in Peace | Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact". | Bronze
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| I Feel The Same. I Think? | Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking! | Bronze
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| I Want To Go Home. Eventually | Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home! | Bronze
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| It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me | Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much... | Bronze
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| It's Not In The Game | Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer. | Bronze
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| Little Shop of Horrors | Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends! | Bronze
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| No Refunds | Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ! | Silver
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| Open Seasame | Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this... | Silver
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| Phone Home | Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us! | Bronze
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| Pinball Wizard | Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps! | Bronze
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| Return To Sender | Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property! | Bronze
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| Scott Norwood in the Hizzy... | Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either. | Bronze
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| Screw This Noise | You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work. | Bronze
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| Shocking | Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold. | Bronze
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| Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie | Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross. | Bronze
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| Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous | Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26. | Silver
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| Teratomo Defeated | Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad. | Silver
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| Teratomo? Teratomo! | Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose! | Gold
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| That's all people really want to do... | Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it. | Bronze
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| The $600 Man | 3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star! | Gold
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| The Answer is 42 | Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission. | Silver
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| The Final Frontier | All trophies unlocked! Wow! You got all the things! Did all the stuff! Endured all the poop jokes! Good job! | Platinum
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| Turdball Wizard | Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle! | Bronze
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| We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass | Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work. | Bronze
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| What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First? | Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends... | Bronze
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| Who Is Teratomo? | Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log. | Silver
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| Your Friendly Neighbourhood... | Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man. | Bronze
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| Zoologist | Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26! | Silver
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