| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| Ay ay ay! | Find all the "Men in thongs" figures | Bronze
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| Dev Diary | Find all the developer diaries | Bronze
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| Good Vibrations! | Complete the game using only the dildo | Gold
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| Heavy Metal Man | Complete the game on Hard difficulty | Silver
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| I got this... | Complete the game without getting drunk or zombified | Silver
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| I Survived! | Finish the game on Easy difficulty | Bronze
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| My Hero! | Finish the game on Normal difficulty | Bronze
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| Super Cosplay | Find all the cover pages of Jessica | Bronze
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| Treasure Hunter | Find all the collectibles | Silver
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| Vendetta! | Crush the president in the stadium | Bronze
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| Willy's plan | Get all the sniper rifle parts | Bronze
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| Zomburguer | Grind up three zombies in the turbine | Bronze
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