| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| 666 | Six! Six! Six! The number of the beast! | Silver
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| Art Burst | The last luncheon on the grass cost me my life | Bronze
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| Attempted Murder | Take a life, are you NUTS?! | Bronze
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| Close Encounter of the Third Kind | Skinny phone home | Gold
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| Concrete Block | Have you forgotten something? | Gold
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| Drunkard | Drunk Skinny | Silver
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| Exorcist | Not such an excellent day for an exorcism | Silver
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| Game Over | That was a bad idea, my friend | Silver
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| Guitar Solo | Van Halen, I fear you not | Silver
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| High Score | AAA | Silver
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| Obsessive–compulsive Disorder | Do you want some clomipramine? | Silver
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| Pixel hunting | You have a good eye for a guy with no sockets | Silver
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| Psych Consult | Someone here has a couple of screws loose | Silver
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| Pyromaniac | Quo vadis? | Bronze
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| Reunification | Look who's risen from the dead! | Bronze
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| Speedrun | Hey! Catch your breath, mate | Gold
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| Spoilertale | Here you go, some friendliness pellets | Silver
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| Sword Master | You fight like a dairy farmer! | Gold
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| The Wardrobe | Unlock all other trophies | Platinum
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| Time Traveler | John Titor would be proud of you | Silver
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| Triangle | Tutorial completed | Bronze
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| Tu quoque, Prunus! | Pruna iacta est! | Silver
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| Volo dell'angelo | Volare, oh oh! | Bronze
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| Wardrobe | Home sweet home | Bronze
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| WGE | Remember to correctly dispose of your videogames cartridges | Silver
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| White Rabbit | Red pill, you take a trip to Wonderland | Gold
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| Yoga Class | You're a real Zen master | Gold
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