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| A wholesome parenting simulator (Silver) | Get an A+ on the Final level.
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| Alone Time (Gold) | Finish the story solo.
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| Are we there yet? (Silver) | Stay on the loading screen for five minutes.
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| Artist (Silver) | Make 50 produce splatters.
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| Between the yellow flags (Silver) | Get an A+ on the Beach level.
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| Chatterbox (Silver) | Talk to all guests at the party in under 20 seconds.
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| Credit where credit's due (Bronze) | Watch the ends credits. Thanks for playing!
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| Express Lane (Silver) | Get an A+ on the Grocery Store level.
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| Family Time (Gold) | Finish the story with two or more players.
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| Fashion Souls (Bronze) | Create a custom character.
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| First Class (Silver) | Get an A+ on the Airport level.
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| Ghost Stories (Silver) | Get an A+ on the Bonfire level.
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| Glamping (Silver) | Get an A+ on the Camp Safety level.
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| I'm not touching that (Gold) | Win a level without picking up a child.
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| Is it a bird? Is it a plane? (Bronze) | Throw the same child 10 times in a row.
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| It wasn't a lie! (Silver) | Wear the Chocolate Cake Hat.
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| Lovely day at the park (Silver) | Get an A+ on the Park level.
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| Monkey Business (Silver) | Get an A+ on the Zoo level.
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| Ooh, you're dirty (Silver) | Touch poo while wearing the poo hat.
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| Please, don't have kids! (Silver) | Lose the game in less than 20 seconds.
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| Socialite (Silver) | Get an A+ on the Party level.
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| Super Parent (Gold) | Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.
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| Super Parents (Gold) | Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.
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| Thought of the Children (Platinum) | Earned all other trophies in the game.
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| Thrill Seeker (Silver) | Get an A+ on the Skydiving level.
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| Unaligned (Bronze) | Wear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing.
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| UNDER THE SEA! (Silver) | Get an A+ on the Ocean level.
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| WITNESS ME! (Silver) | Get an A+ on the Outback level.
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