| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| ALL STAR | Beat STRAFE | Gold
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| ART CRITIC | Destroy 100 Paintings | Bronze
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| BACK AT YA | Get a reflect kill with wrench | Bronze
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| BAD PARENT | Kill 50 Little Joby's | Bronze
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| BIG TROUBLE, LITTLE HANDS | Beat the boss using Lil Joby | Gold
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| BLOOD BANK FULL | Fill the blood bank | Bronze
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| BRRRAT-A-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT | Beat the game with the machinegun | Bronze
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| CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOU, BABY | Survive the Black Canyon | Silver
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| COMMITTED | Beat the game without using teleporters | Gold
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| COMPLETIONIST | Get all trophies | Platinum
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| COWABUNGA | Get a kill while riding a harvester | Bronze
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| DIRTY HANDS | Interact with everything in the bathroom | Bronze
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| ENGINEER | Fix the Athena teleporter | Bronze
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| EXTERMINATED | Beat Rats map | Silver
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| FEAR OF FLYING | Beat Luftenstein | Silver
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| HALF WAY THERE | Survive to room 5 | Bronze
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| HANDYMAN | Fix the Black Canyon teleporter | Bronze
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| HANGTIME | Beat STRAFE jumping map | Silver
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| HOME | Survive the Burbs | Silver
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| HUNGRY FOR BLOOD | Play the MURDERZONE | Bronze
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| KILLED THE PAST | Beat Gungeon | Silver
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| LIFE'S A BEACH | Beat Going Home | Silver
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| MIND BLOWING | Blow up 666 barrels | Bronze
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| MINE CRAFTED | Beat Trappy Mine | Silver
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| MR. FIX-IT | Fix the Burbs teleporter | Bronze
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| PLUMP QUADS | Jump more than 10 times in the tutorial | Bronze
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| PUNCH DRUNK | Beat the game without a primary weapon | Silver
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| SCHKLIKT, KLIKT VOOMP | Beat the game with the shotgun | Bronze
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| SHHHHHH | Find 666 secrets | Silver
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| SPEED RUNNER | Beat game in under 40 minutes | Gold
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| STRADDICTED | Die 1000 times | Silver
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| THAT WAS REALLY DUMB... | Beat a level ONLY strafing | Bronze
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| TYRANT | Survive all 10 rooms | Bronze
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| UNTOUCHABLE | Beat the game without obtaining any additional shields or health | Silver
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| VMMMM-PHT | Beat the game with the railgun | Bronze
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| WALKIN' ON THE SUN | Survive Icarus | Silver
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| WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? | Survive Athena | Silver
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