| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| Hidden Secretions (secret) | You found a new way out. Aunt Emily would be proud. | Bronze
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| I, The Test Subject... | You signed the contract. Now there's a paper trail at least. | Bronze
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| Impressive! | You solved the first puzzle. Pride is not the word. | Bronze
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| Insecurity Cameras | You learned the true value of CCTV voyeurism | Bronze
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| Played The Demo? | You've seen this one before haven't you. Come on, be honest! | Bronze
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| Pointless Behaviour | What did you think you'd achieve calling for help? Help? | Bronze
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| Rude Word | You elevated yourself above the filth and took us literally. Bravo! | Bronze
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| Smarter Than A Toaster | You won the battle against a simple piece of technology. | Bronze
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| Smileyface (secret) | You are unbearably positive | Bronze
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| Stanza Delivered | You found the hidden depths in 4 lines of meaningless verse | Bronze
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| Test Your Meta | You took an out-of-body experience, and spent it in a toy car | Bronze
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| Thanks For Your Retention (secret) | You have been retained. Did it make you feel? | Gold
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| Trophy | You liked the trophy. We thought you might like to keep it. | Bronze
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| Waves & Signals | You picked up on all sorts of signals and exploited them | Bronze
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| You Built A Cube (secret) | You built a cube | Bronze
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| You're a Machine! | You humiliated a machine in record time. Well done. | Bronze
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