| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| 2 Stones 1 Bird | Attempt a level 25 times. | Silver
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| Battle Hardened | Beat 5 levels without dying. | Silver
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| Beat Level One | Beat the first level | Bronze
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| Cloud Nine | Level 25, ride a cloud. | Bronze
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| Completely Completed | Complete all the levels. | Gold
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| Controls Reversed | Beat level 4 with controls reversed. | Silver
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| Death is my friend! | Die 50 times. | Bronze
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| Eat My Dust | Beat the first boss. | Gold
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| For Debugging Only! | Find and complete the secret ending. | Gold
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| God Like | Kill 50 enemies. | Silver
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| I Am > Than Mechs | Beat the second boss. | Gold
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| Killing Spree | Kill 25 enemies. | Bronze
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| Living On a Prayer | Beat half the levels. | Bronze
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| Never Surrender! | Attempt a level 10 times. | Bronze
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| New Perspective | Level 29, play as a scroll. | Silver
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| Off to the Slammer | Level 11, go to "prison". | Bronze
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| Oops! Yea that's a bug. | Level 19, crash the game. | Silver
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| Play Pong! | Play Pong in the game. | Bronze
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| Save the Ninja Clan Platinum | Good job! Completed all tasks! | Platinum
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| Seppuku | Kill yourself with your own weapon. | Bronze
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| Smiley | Level 9, see a smiley face. | Bronze
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| Spontaneous Combustion | Explode 50 times | Silver
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| Stop breaking the game. | Complete 10 secrets. | Silver
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| Teachers Pet | Beat a level with an A+ time. | Bronze
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| The Collector | Collect 15 Collectables. | Silver
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| The Legend | Beat 10 levels without dying. | Gold
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| Upgraded! | Get a knife modification. | Silver
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| Who's Laughing Now | Beat the third boss. | Gold
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| You fell for it! | Fall for it on level two. | Bronze
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| You have found a bug. | Complete one secret. | Gold
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| You're good at dying. | Die 100 times. | Bronze
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