| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| Classic | Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father". | Silver
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| Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook | Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels". | Silver
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| Don't Tell a Soul | Unlock a secret character. | Gold
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| Family Matters | Compose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis". | Silver
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| How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? | Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars". | Silver
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| I Know Insults! | Play the basic tutorial. | Gold
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| It Gets Boring After An Hour | Play more than 100 duels. | Gold
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| It's Elementary | Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man". | Silver
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| It's Getting Crowded | Unlock two additional characters. | Gold
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| Learn The Meaning of Life | Complete the Insulting Tournament. | Gold
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| M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULT | Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult. | Gold
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| Mic Drop | Win your first argument. | Gold
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| No, You Are | Compose a phrase with "You are silly, and everybody knows that!". | Silver
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| Platinum | Earn all trophies | Platinum
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| Say No More | Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!". | Silver
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| Sparking Controversy | Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!". | Silver
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| The B Word | Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe". | Silver
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| The Number of The Beast | Mention Satan 66 times. | Gold
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| What Are You Doing in England? | Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster". | Silver
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