| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| 100% | Unlock all upgrades, view all endings, find all the vinyls, and collect all the crowns in the game. | Silver
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| Bedside Manner | Had a long conversation with your upgrade station S.T.A.B.I.L.E | Bronze
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| Buster Run | Beat the game without buying a single upgrade. | Gold
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| Butterfingers | As a result of being defeated, dropped a princess. | Bronze
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| Buzz Off! | Beat Dash in Insektia without taking any damage. | Silver
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| Chatty Cathys | See all the dialogue scenes in Heartless Abyss. | Bronze
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| Chomped! | Found the hidden monster at the villain museum. | Bronze
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| Combustalicious | Defeat 50 enemies with grenades. | Bronze
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| Dark Hearted | Activate the Doom Howitzer. | Silver
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| Dark Pact | Honored the terms of your dark pact with Kaptain Man. | Bronze
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| Do Not Pass Go | Put Dr. Cackle under arrest. | Bronze
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| Drop The Axe | Feel like a plumber. | Bronze
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| Existential Terror | Contemplate the true form of princess Farrah. | Bronze
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| Farrahs For Days | Find and rescue Farrah’s brothers. | Bronze
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| Feeling Motivated! | Listened to the heroes entire motivational speech at Bramble flats. | Bronze
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| Feeling Punchy | Defeat 20 enemies with punches. | Bronze
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| Good Advice | Give princess Mayapple a good advice. | Bronze
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| Grenadier | Defeat 20 enemies with grenades. | Bronze
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| Harbinger Of Doom | Unlock Farrah's Folly. | Bronze
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| Implicated | Read all 16 terminals in Adept Co. and discover who funded the sinister organization. | Bronze
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| Jerk With a Heart of Gold | Do not activate the Doom Howitzer. | Bronze
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| King Crow | Find all the crowns in the game. | Silver
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| Leap Of Faith | Get the first crown in Sukochi. | Bronze
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| Lineage of Tyranny | Read all of the portrait descriptions of Crow's Lineage in his wing at the Villain Museum. | Bronze
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| New Exhibit | Defeat the Treble Rangers at the Villain Museum. | Bronze
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| Office Romance | Get chosen by Becky in the dating show. | Bronze
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| Oh, The Huge Manatee! | Defeat 100 enemies with grenades. | Bronze
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| Punchmageddon | Defeat 100 enemies with punches. | Bronze
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| Punchsplosion! | Defeat 50 enemies with punches. | Bronze
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| Scrooge | Counting any amount spent, gather a grand total of 10,000 lucre. | Bronze
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| Speed Run | Complete Rattletrack Rails without dying. | Silver
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| Stick and Move | Defeat Guryon in Winterdown without getting hit once. | Silver
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| Stop Hitting Yourself! Stop Hitting Yourself! | Destroy the swat van with one of it's own bazooka blasts. | Bronze
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| Talk to the Hand | Defeat Mack at Adept Co. without getting hit once. | Silver
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| Technological Superiority | Beat Dash, Guryon and the 8-bit heroes without dying or taking damage at the Bramble Flats. | Silver
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| The Dating Game | Participate in the dating game. | Bronze
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| The Purple Pauper | Beat the game having collected less than 1,000 lucre. | Gold
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| The True Mastermind | Achieve S-Ranks on all stages. | Gold
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| Traitors! | Defeat Mechano using only his own missiles. | Silver
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| True Friends | Get the good ending. | Bronze
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| Ultimate villain | Unlock all trophies | Platinum
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| Up close and personal | Beat any stage by only punching, without firing a single long ranged weapon. | Bronze
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| Virtuoso | Unlock all the music for the Jukebox. | Silver
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| War Machine | Buy every upgrade in the upgrade shop. | Silver
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| What You Always Wanted | Get the bad ending. | Bronze
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