| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| A Long Line Of People (secret) | Kill 6 enemies at once with plasma | Silver
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| Better To Be Busy Than Bored | Beat the tutorial | Bronze
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| Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb (secret) | Kill 4 enemies with a bomb | Silver
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| Everything's Odd | Reach The Last World | Silver
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| Fashion Parade | Achieve 100% journal completion | Gold
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| Funny Times | Reach World 3 | Bronze
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| How Did You Manage To Get Inside My Head? | Meet The Thing Below for the first time | Bronze
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| I am Cool with a Capital C | Unlock all the other trophies | Platinum
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| I Can't Bring The Time Back | Beat a whole world using the Chronoflage | Gold
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| I Killed The Neighbours | Beat The Thing Below | Silver
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| I Only Like The Monsters | Kill one of every enemy | Silver
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| I'll Never Be The Same | Reach World 4 | Bronze
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| I'm Waiting For You (secret) | Trap yourself with an ice block | Silver
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| Just For The Taste Of It | Set a practice deck for each world | Bronze
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| Never Stops Never Rests Never Sleeps (secret) | Kill Space Death | Silver
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| Rock And Roll Invoice (secret) | Use the healing machine 4 times in one game | Silver
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| Start Of The Century | Reach World 2 | Bronze
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| The Time Machine | Escape within 600 turns | Gold
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| Thousands Of Years Of Progress | Complete all the quests in one playthrough | Gold
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| Toytime | See all the unique cards | Gold
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| Watch Your Step | Beat a world without taking damage | Gold
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| You Gotta Run | Escape within 30 minutes | Gold
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