| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| A game by Joakim Mogren (secret) | So long, and thanks for all the Fish | Silver
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| Act of Piety | Follow the light dude!!! | Silver
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| Arigato (secret) | Takezo's path of revenge has come to an end. | Gold
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| Better Call Homer (secret) | One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes ... | Bronze
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| Caves are dangerous (secret) | No pain, no gain! | Bronze
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| Diplomacy Wins | Rice War Is Over | Bronze
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| Don't dead, open inside (secret) | Survive the journey across the temple. | Bronze
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| First Miniboss defeated | Now things get interesting | Bronze
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| Future is Nucular! (secret) | The power grid now is safe! | Bronze
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| I <3 Hearts | Have you played HassleHeart? | Silver
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| Lola 'Wasp' Cruz | Lola's mission comes to an end | Gold
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| Mazes are fun (secret) | Enjoy your journey | Silver
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| Mike 'Ghost' Doe | Mike's mission comes to an end. | Gold
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| Now you stand a chance (secret) | G.O.D. Boss defeated | Bronze
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| One shot ... (secret) | ... to bring peace to the world. | Gold
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| Preacher is wrong | Video games are not evil | Silver
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| Snezhok-70 down (secret) | Second Miniboss defeated | Bronze
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| Sniper Range (secret) | Find the sniper rifle | Silver
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| Takezo Doraku | Takezo's Path of Revenge achieved. | Platinum
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| Takezo's Revenge (secret) | This story began centuries ago | Silver
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| The News | Who controls the media? | Bronze
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| The Tomb of Yoshiaki (secret) | Shogun of Takezo Doraku, killed by G.O.D. | Gold
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| Through the looking glass (secret) | You are entering Santa Clara Games headquarters! | Silver
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| Waterfalls always hide treasures (secret) | It's dangerous to go alone, take this | Bronze
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| Who let the dogs out? | Dog watcher defeated. | Bronze
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| Winner | Win one game. | Gold
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| You don't stand a chance | What has just happened? | Bronze
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