| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Ay ay ay! | Find all the "Men in thongs" figures.
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| Dev Diary | Find all the developer diaries.
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| Good Vibrations! | Complete the game using only the dildo.
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| Heavy Metal Man | Complete the game on Hard difficulty.
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| I got this... | Complete the game without getting drunk or zombified.
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| I Survived! | Finish the game on Easy difficulty.
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| My Hero! | Finish the game on Normal difficulty.
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| Super Cosplay | Find all the cover pages of Jessica.
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| Treasure Hunter | Find all the collectibles.
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| Vendetta! | Crush the president in the stadium.
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| Willy's Plan | Get all the sniper rifle parts.
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| Zomburguer | Grind up three zombies in the turbine.
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