| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Bananas for Breakfast (10) | Provoke Doorman as a Banana
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| Conehead (10) | Greet a Traffic Cone with Your Head
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| Dead Bed Head (10) | Die in Your Sleep
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| Death by Curiosity (10) | Examine Discarded Bag
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| Death by David (10) | Get Squashed by Statue of David
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| Death by Freeform Jazz (10) | Get Run Over by Rogue Piano
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| Death by Stereo (10) | Turn Off Music the Dangerous Way
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| Death Dodger (10) | Complete Game as Human Without Dying
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| Dream Master (10) | Survive Your Worst Nightmare
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| Frog Killer (10) | Kill a Frog
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| Frog Saviour (10) | Rescue Frog from Traffic
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| Human Punchbag (10) | Get Knocked Out
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| Master Death Dodger (10) | Complete Game as Banana Without Dying
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| Master Detective (10) | Discover Janitor's Door First Try
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| Memory Master (10) | Unlock Bike First Try
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| Milk Thief (10) | Attempt to Leave Shop Without Paying
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| Music Critic (10) | Be Mean About Someones Music
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| Nepholologist (10) | Discover an Interesting Cloud
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| Ninja Neighbor (10) | Escape Upstairs Bedroom Undetected
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| Not a Banana (10) | Get Past Title Screen
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| Road Kill (10) | Greet a Car with Your Body
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| Super Hearing (10) | Find Keys First Try
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| The Odd Couple (10) | Mount Giant Snail as a Banana
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| Time Traveler (10) | Travel Through Spacetime
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| Wrong Way (10) | Attempt to Leave the Wrong Way
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