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| A True Gentleman | Win five Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
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| Acrobatically Inclined | Swing through the hoop.
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| Attempted Vehicular Infanticide | Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
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| Baby of The Year | Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
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| Baby's First... | Get your first win as a baby (Remake)
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| Baby's On Fire | AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Champion of The House | Complete all the challenges (Classic)
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| Child Prodigy | Play fifty Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
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| Choked on Balls | Choked on at least two Pool Balls.
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| Dad of The Year | Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
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| Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen | Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
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| Daddy Let Me Drown | Drown 25 Times.
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| Daddy That Kills People | Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
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| Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts | Have five unique buffs at once (Remake)
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| Dirty Daddy | Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
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| Disobedient | You ignored the note.
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| Doctor Daddy | Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies.
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| Dug Straight Down | Fell into the lava.
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| Escape Lookout Cove | Dig out Lookout Cove.
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| Fruit Based | Feed 25 Fruits to Babies.
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| I'm Your Daddy | Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
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| Iced Iced Baby | Freeze in the fridge as a Baby.
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| Imma Powder Out | inhaled too much baby powder.
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| Lawn Daddy | Mow your lawn.
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| Life's A Bleach | Drink 50 gallons of bleach.
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| Make a fish your dish | You ate the fish.
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| One Last Goodbye | Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
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| Pan Head | Get hit in the head with a pan.
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| Played with balls | Did you have fun?
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| Plumber's Apprentice | Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
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| Psycho Daddy | Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
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| Ready For Daddyhood | Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
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| Ready for the Big Leagues | Score on the basketball net.
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| Riding Dirty | Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
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| So that's what it tastes like... | Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy.
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| This is not how you play Slip and Die | Rode the Slip and Die, then died (Baby only)
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| Toasted | Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water.
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| Turn a Rat into a Snack | Follow the squeaks (Remake)
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| What's Cooking? | Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
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| You are what you Eat | Eat at least hundred hotdogs.
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