| Achievement | How to unlock
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| A Closer Look | Look in all peepholes and telescopes long enough to hear Edith's commentary.
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| All Roads | Take both paths to the house.
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| Clear the Table | Clear all balls off the pool table.
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| G-R-E-G-O-R-Y | Knock all the letters of Gregory's name into the bathtub.
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| Great Owl | Catch 2 rabbits with only 2 swoops.
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| Let Him Finish | Let the drunken sailor finish his song.
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| Loop-de-loop-de-loop | Play Calvin's story again.
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| Thanks, Johann! | See Johann's name in the ending credits.
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| The End of Everything | Finish all stories.
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